Top 10 lunch box jokes for adults

1. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

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2. "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

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3. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!"

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4. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"

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5. "Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!"

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6. "What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I'll meet you at the corner!'"

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7. "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!"

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8. "What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

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9. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!"

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10. "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!"

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